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maxkirin:

⚘ DAILY STORY SEED ⚘

The Family Trumps
Write about a character who holds a very strange artifact: a deck of cards that has faces instead of suits & numbers. What is the meaning behinds this deck? Where did this character obtain such a weird relic? And, above all, why is it that this character is willing to kill to keep it safe?

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maxkirin:

⚘ DAILY STORY SEED ⚘

The Family Trumps

Write about a character who holds a very strange artifact: a deck of cards that has faces instead of suits & numbers. What is the meaning behinds this deck? Where did this character obtain such a weird relic? And, above all, why is it that this character is willing to kill to keep it safe?

Want to publish a story inspired by this prompt? Click here to read the guidelines~ ♥︎ And, if you’re looking for more writerly content, make sure to follow me: maxkirin.tumblr.com!

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Song: All The Puns
Artist: Cry, Russ, Red, Scott, Snake, Ziegs
Album: Late Night with Cry and Russ
Played: 9,524 times.

All The Puns

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Song: Aleks' inside joke story
Played: 14,714 times.

"Actually speaking of which, I have this inside joke with the school counsellor  where I kept calling him Dad, and he’d call me Son."

{x}

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

thetimetunespoon:

krokodile:

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

but do they come with a free toy inside if you know what i mean

yes but u have to order them by mail

thetimetunespoon:

krokodile:

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

but do they come with a free toy inside if you know what i mean

yes but u have to order them by mail

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

caamimcfly:

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Song: The Jared Padalecki Song
Played: 2,541 times.

fandom-mental-hospital:

All the pretty girls all around the world are so in love with

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Jared Padalecki

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All the little women, 

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They want to go swimming without their bathing suits on with

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Jared Padalecki

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Cause Jared Padalecki is a handsome actor guy

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And all the girls want to kiss him

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Jared Padalecki is such a handsome actor man

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And all the ladies want to kiss him on the lips

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Jared Padalecki, what’s it like to be so wonderful?

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I wish I was a tenth as wonderful as you are

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Cause then I would be awesome

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Instead of being the loser that I am

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Oh, all of the women want to kiss Jared Padalecki

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Because he’s handsome and he’s in movies and on TV

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He’s a wonderful man

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

sixpenceee:

FRANKENSTEIN MUMMIES FOUND
An international team of archaeologists have discovered that two mummies found on an island off the coast of Scotland are, like Dr. Frankenstein’s monster, composed of body parts from several different humans. 
For example, scientists realized a female skeleton’s jaw didn’t fit with the rest of the skull, and after some DNA testing, they found that the bones had come from different people. In the case of a male skeleton, the parts were from people who lived hundreds of years apart. 
The reason for this is still unclear. 
Source

sixpenceee:

FRANKENSTEIN MUMMIES FOUND

An international team of archaeologists have discovered that two mummies found on an island off the coast of Scotland are, like Dr. Frankenstein’s monster, composed of body parts from several different humans.

For example, scientists realized a female skeleton’s jaw didn’t fit with the rest of the skull, and after some DNA testing, they found that the bones had come from different people. In the case of a male skeleton, the parts were from people who lived hundreds of years apart. 

The reason for this is still unclear. 

Source

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

glaere:

vivinea:

patiently-waiting4love:


Kiss From a Stranger Saves a Suicidal Man
 In Shenzhen, Guangdong, China, a sixteen-year-old boy was standing on a bridge, threatening to jump off and end his life. Hundreds of onlookers watched in horror as he refused to cross back onto the safe side of the guardrail. Police had arrived and were talking to the boy, but no one could get through to him. Just then, Liu Wenxiu, a nineteen-year-old hotel waitress, was walking home from work when she saw the boy and knew that she had to do something to help him. Wenxiu had once been suicidal herself, so she knew how the boy felt. Telling police that she was his girlfriend, the girl managed to get close enough to talk to the boy. She shared her own sad and difficult life story, listened to his, and showed him the scar on her wrist from where she had tried to commit suicide herself.  “He said he’s hopeless, ‘so don’t waste your time to save me’. But I told him, ‘I’m not saving your life, I just want you to realize how silly you are being. Look at me, I’ve been there and I’m now here,’” Wenxiu said. Finally, the girl was able to lean in and give him a hug, and then she unexpectedly gave him a kiss, as well. Police were then able to take the knife that the boy was holding and lead him back over to the safe side of the bridge.

I could not ignore this. 

no one could

q’d (feel free to delete this) (◡‿◡✿) 

glaere:

vivinea:

patiently-waiting4love:

Kiss From a Stranger Saves a Suicidal Man

In Shenzhen, Guangdong, China, a sixteen-year-old boy was standing on a bridge, threatening to jump off and end his life. Hundreds of onlookers watched in horror as he refused to cross back onto the safe side of the guardrail. Police had arrived and were talking to the boy, but no one could get through to him.

Just then, Liu Wenxiu, a nineteen-year-old hotel waitress, was walking home from work when she saw the boy and knew that she had to do something to help him. Wenxiu had once been suicidal herself, so she knew how the boy felt. Telling police that she was his girlfriend, the girl managed to get close enough to talk to the boy. She shared her own sad and difficult life story, listened to his, and showed him the scar on her wrist from where she had tried to commit suicide herself.

“He said he’s hopeless, ‘so don’t waste your time to save me’. But I told him, ‘I’m not saving your life, I just want you to realize how silly you are being. Look at me, I’ve been there and I’m now here,’” Wenxiu said.

Finally, the girl was able to lean in and give him a hug, and then she unexpectedly gave him a kiss, as well. Police were then able to take the knife that the boy was holding and lead him back over to the safe side of the bridge.

I could not ignore this. 

no one could

q’d (feel free to delete this) (◡‿◡✿)